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ABOUT ME!!!

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hi!! our name is zacharie, we use any pronouns and are a 19 year old intersex cis bigender gaybian. we identify as some sort of dog thing, usually a hyena. we're also vampirekin and zombiekin. we don't really care if you call us a person but it's more fun otherwise. we're plural but "how" and "why" isn't typically worried about. if you care bout that then that's kinda lame of you anyway. my adjectives are "gross" "weird" and "perverted". we're mixed palestinian and polish, and we live in scotland. our favorite color is red. we're a selfshipper and an objectophile, as well as a couple other things we're less comfortable just having out in the open. i'm terrible at speaking to people regularly, you may end up having to message us first constantly.

we have various neurological and mental issues and may discuss sensitive topics on any account we own. we have kallman's syndrome, jacob's syndrome, schizophrenia, autism and the effects of a bunch of physical/mental trauma. please refrain from talking about csa/abuse/trafficking with us unless you wanna watch us get weird. also don't bother yelling at us for substance abuse and self harm we used to do way worse :P

things we enjoy

  • that which is digital: computers, games consoles, linux (proud mint user) piracy, device modding
  • music: visual kei, industrial, death doom and black metal, post punk, a couple other things. ask me about vkei if you're curious
  • media: anime, fallout, sci;adv, blaseball, metalocalypse, the venture bros, roblox, pokemon, dan and phil :)
  • other: fashion, photography, fashion photography, diy, strawberries and energy drinks

    i like to try new things a lot!! but if you recommend stuff to me i probably won't remember. you have to catch me at the right time.